I AM WHO YOUR PARENTS WARNED YOU ABOUT. OBSESSIVE COMPULSIVE ABOUT ALL THE RIGHT THINGS UNLESS YOU CHOOSE RESPONSIBILITY OVER PLEASURE. 24. (LEANS TO LADIES) DON'T HATE. SALIVATE. EH. I'M A PRETTY COOL GUY. WATCHES YOU WHILE YOU SLEEP FINGERS YOUR ORIFICES AND DOESN'T AFRAID OF ANYTHING. I MAKE THE SHITTIEST GRAPHICS YOU HAVE EVER SEEN. EVERY NOW AND THEN YOU'LL GET A GLIMPSE OF THAT. TBQH WITH YOU, I REGRET NOTHING. BEFORE YOU FOLLOW KNOW THAT I WILL FLOOD YOUR DASH. SO LOOK AT YOUR CHOICES AND LOOK AT YOUR LIFE. JUST GET IN THE VAN. AS ALWAYS THERE ARE LOTION DISPENSERS AT EVERY EXIT. THERE AREN'T ANY EXITS. I PROMISE I'LL BE GENTLE.♥
For everyone who donated so generously to the Random Acts Fundraiser for Misha’s birthday: this picture is for you.
When I told Misha about the fundraiser, the amount raised, the number of donors and (most importantly) all the lovely messages that were included along with the donations, he was really and completely floored. A few naughty words were included in his exclamations, (phrases like “holy fucking shit” and “are you fucking serious?” come to mind) and after said profanity he was a bit at a loss for words. The final comment he had on the subject was just how sweet a gift he thought it was; if you can’t read what he wrote on the picture (his handwriting is a bit atrocious, I know) the message is: “thanks for the best 40th b-day present ever.”